Obama “Changing” The World

 
Great Quote By Obama

 "My friends, we live in the greatest  nation in the history of the world.
I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it." (Barak Hussein Obama) 

Improved Car Seat Belt 40% Less Accidents


Global Support - Employee Of The Month

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, ‘Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.’
Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’
The manager said, ‘Make a sentence using the words Yellow , Pink, and Green.’
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and […]

Hillbillies Are Not Dumb

 

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD
"Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith….He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend […]

The Hospital Window

 
Hospital Window
A great note for all to read it will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed […]