March 13, 2008 – 10:02 pm
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, ‘Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.’
Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’
The manager said, ‘Make a sentence using the words Yellow , Pink, and Green.’
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and […]
March 13, 2008 – 9:27 pm
MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD
"Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith….He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend […]
March 12, 2008 – 4:15 pm
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a ‘drop off’ (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which […]
March 8, 2008 – 9:47 am
As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this […]
March 6, 2008 – 6:20 am
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when…
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not […]
