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Global Support - Employee Of The Month

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, ‘Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.’
Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’
The manager said, ‘Make a sentence using the words Yellow , Pink, and Green.’
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and […]

Hillbillies Are Not Dumb

 

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD
"Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith….He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend […]

NYPD Driving Riddle - Don’t Get It Wrong

 
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.  On your left side is a ‘drop off’ (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which […]